Ladies and Gentlemen: the Spam McGriddle!

This sounds as good as our old tongue-in-cheek Denny's menu proposals: The Danish Italiano (with it's yummy Marinara danish filling), the tasty Trout and Eggs breakfast, and the Spam Slam (Spam hotcakes with Spam eggs and Spam meat on the side--don't forget the small cruet of spam-flavored syrup!).

Doesn't that do wonders for your appetite?