With the family at McDonald's:



Drew: Daddy, the lady on the TV. Is she a hot chick?



Denise and I exchange raised eyebrows.



Me: Uh--I didn't see her, Drew. What do you think? Was she a hot chick?



Drew: Yeah. She had a red ball.





Later:



Drew: Daddy?



Me: Yes, Drew?



Drew (pointing to the Happy Meal box illustrations): Look at the monkey, Daddy!



Me: Yep--cool monkey, Drew.



Drew: Daddy, he's got a heart butt!



Sure enough, AIAI the Super Monkey's hindquarters were heartshaped. My Drew, the detailed observer...